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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] my some frns(boys):hee: are continuously blaming me:$ dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends):,( but you know, its not true:mad: so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys):hee::rofl: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :thumb:Your last name stays put.:) :thumb:The garage is all yours.:hee: :thumb:Wedding plans take care of themselves.:rofl: :thumb:Chocolate is just another snack.:spin: :thumb:BUT you can never be pregnant.:rofl: :thumb:You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.:hee: :thumb:Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.:P :thumb:The world is your urinal.:p :thumb:Same work, more pay.:money: :thumb: People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.:$ [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] :thumb:New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.:rofl: :thumb: Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.:spin: :thumb:You know stuff about tanks.:hee: :thumb:A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.:P :thumb:You can open all your own jars.:rofl: :thumb:If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.:spin: :thumb:You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.:hee: :thumb: One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.:smile: :thumb:You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.:P :thumb:You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.:spin: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] :thumb:No wonder men are happier.:thumb: [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] :rofl::shy2: Lastly a small bad news:shy2::rofl: :rofl:women can handle you easily to their own strange way:rofl: [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---♡(＾◡＾) [img]http://www.FinalSmS.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Hold-my-hand.jpg[/img](＾◡＾)♡--- [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰:╮ :heart::heart: ╰:╮--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] Some Complicated Thoughts: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] The saddest things in life r to remember d happiest moments of d past which seems unlikely 2 happen again in life time! [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] We Don't Succeed In Our 1st Love! coz We Lack Certain Qualities. But After Achieving Those Qualities, We Never Love Again! [/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] Some people hurt by words & some by action But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else! [/b][/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness. [/size][/color][color=#705b31][size=18] A Person Who Laughs More And Makes Others Laugh Would Be Having A Thunder Storm Sadness Beneath His Heart... [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] GOOD[img]http://friends18.com/img/good-night/0250.gif[/img]NIGHT ---╰:╮ :heart::heart: ╰:╮--- [/b][/size][/color] [b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- A famous inspirational speaker said: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Awesome-Couple.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnyp