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xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- A famous inspirational speaker said: [/b][/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Awesome-Couple.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_17.jpg[/img]:rofl: :hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/I-cant-see-you-be-ruined.jpg[/img]:p[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/sport/judo-karate/funny_judo_karate_picture_11.jpg[/img]:hee::spin: :o[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_14.jpg[/img]:hee:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/wedding/funny_wedding_picture_11.jpg[/img]:$ :hee::rofl::hee::p:rofl::hee::rofl::hee: :hee: don’t copy if u can’t paste:hee: [/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought. [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley113.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley30.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley34.gif[/img] [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] -----GOOD EVENING----- ---:)(＾◡＾) ♡♡ (＾◡＾):)--- [/b][/size][/color]

anu0011 12 years ago
[size=18][color=#d09537] [img]http://img1.imagehousing.com/1/4b9d7dff10a28a57eff4e4bcf4c5c344.gif[/img] [img]http://s1.favim.com/orig/23/blue-bracelet-chocolate-cookies-cute-Favim.com-213740.jpg[/img] •๏♥๏•JOYFUL SUNDAY•๏♥๏• [img]http://s5.favim.com/orig/54/agora-adoro-love-quero-Favim.com-512510.jpg[/img] [img]http://s1.favim.com/orig/10/candy-doce-eu-quero-to-com-fome-agora-yummy-Favim.com-173246.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.scrapsyard.com/i/25/a.gif[/img][img]http://www.scrapsyard.com/i/25/n.gif[/img][img]http://www.scrapsyard.com/i/25/u.gif[/img]

Ali32656 12 years ago
[size=18]Tha Main Neend me Aur Mujhe Itna Sajaya ja Raha tha :heart: Bade hi Pyaar se Mujhe Nehlaaya Ja raha Tha :heart: Na jane tha wo kounsa ajab khail mere Ghar me, :heart: Baccho ki tarah mujhe Kaandhe pe uthaya ja raha tha, :heart: Tha paas Mere mera Har Apna us waqt, :heart: Phir bhi mai har kisi k muh se bulaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Jo kabhi daikhte bhi na the Muhabbat ki Nigah se, :heart: Un k dil se bhi pyaar mujh pe lutaya ja raha tha, :heart: Maloom nahi hairan tha har koi mujhe sote hue Daikh kar, :heart: Zor zor se ro kar Mujhe hasaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Kaanp uthi meri Rooh mera wo makan Daikh kar, :heart: Pata chala Jab mujhe Dafnaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Ro pada phir main bhi mera wo Manzar daikh kar, :heart: Jahan mujhe hamesha k liye SulayaJa raha tha, :heart: Muhabbat ki inteha thi jin dilo me mere liye, :heart: Usi ghar se Aaj main aik pal me bhulaya Ja raha tha, :heart: Tha Main Neend me Aur Mujhe Itna Sajaya ja Raha tha :heart: Bade hi Pyaar se Mujhe Nehlaaya Ja raha Tha

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=18] :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p Say who is guilty??? Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts "Quick my husband is back." Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband!!! :hee:[img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470289_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-15.jpg[/img]:rofl: 90yr man: My 18yr wife is pregnant, ur opinion doc? Dr: Let me tel u a story. A hunter in a hurry, grabs n umbrela instead of d gun. He moves into d jungle, sees a lion, lifts d umbrela, pulls d handle n BANG, De lion drops dead! Old man: Dat is impossible, sum1 else must hav shot d lion! Dr: EXACTLY!! :hee:[img]http://www.desicomments.com/funnypics/funnydog75.jpg[/img]:hee: Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 2 are out,hope to get another 8 out by lunch, last one was a duck!".. :spin: :hee:[img]http://friends18.com/img/baby-pictures/0430.jpg[/img]:spin: After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Robber: smiled n said u r already dead!! the next story is.... [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i470290_very-funny-photo-manipulaon-17.jpg[/img]:rofl:[img]http://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Your-Wife-Wana-Kill-You.jpg[/img] Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" So increase ur SMILE age :D [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/funny2/funnysmiley65.gif[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_2.jpeg[/img][img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_similyes/funny_smiley_picture_3.gif[/img] Last joke:rofl:dont angry on me,i'm quiting:,( this is my last msg:,( keep smling:rofl: :p:hee::shy2::p:rofl::hee::shy2::p [/b][/size][/color]

xnirx 12 years ago
[b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰♡╮╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮╰♡╮--- [/b][/size][/color][color=#aa00aa][size=18] WOMEN are the Most Beautiful Creations of GOD:) [/size][/color][color=#00aa00][size=18] ♥ You Can Feel her “Innocence” In the Form Of a DAUGHTER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467133_544991-393816260655105-20050-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467103_part-003.jpeg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#ffffff][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Care” in the Form of a SISTER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467138_600070-393895763980488-55989-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467102_part-004.jpeg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#cccc00][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Warmth” in the Form of a FRIEND ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467137_12235400-happy-children-pround.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467098_263753-225615764139043-151love.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#f0a2eb][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her “Passion..” in the Form of a BELOVED ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467143_282591-149652931779059-13opose.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467089_1047444-vb.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#705b31][size=18] ♥ You can Feel her ”Dedication” in the Form of a WIFE ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467129_318164-140120829451483-49392-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467131_398267-438138006198352-83392-n.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467142_old-couple-in-love.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#b1acef][size=18] ♥ You can See her “Divinity” in the Form of a MOTHER ♥ [img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467152_loving-mother-sleeping-bher-1.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467153_mother-looking-love-paa3her-2.jpg[/img][img]http://1.3.3.img98.net/out.php/i467155_mother-s-love-k0015970moher-4.jpg[/img] [/size][/color][color=#08e2f0][size=18] So,value them n enlighten ur life... HavE LoveLy tYm:) [/size][/color][b][color=#c20000][size=24] ---╰♡╮╰♡╮:heart:╰♡╮╰♡╮--- [/b][/size][/color]