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Elle55
11 years ago
aaawww..nicealways great to start your day with a smile
Elle55
11 years ago
A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.
"Mind if I have a few," he asks.
"No not at all," the woman replied.
They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most
of the bowl.
"I'm totally sorry for eating all your peanuts,I really just meant to
eat a few."
"Oh thats all right," the woman says. "Ever since I lost my teeth all
I can do is suck the chocolate off them."
GOOD MORNING DANNY!!!!!!!You ARE supposed to smile now, silly.
Elle55
11 years ago
...forget it it's no big deal...hahahaha..I know you like me coz I'm soooo crazy.....hahahahaha...right??
Elle55
11 years ago
uhh hmmm..im very likeable...ahahahahayou seem shocked...hahaha..i know u were jokin'...LMAO...js
Elle55
11 years ago
chattin',and chillin'as well hahahaha..aaww i was jst jokin'...hehe..u r the first person to say u hate me..wahahahah
Elle55
11 years ago
hahahahaare u sick or somethin'??hahahaha shy and apologetic doesn't really suit you..hahahaha:what's up btw?
Elle55
11 years ago
here we go again ...king of cut sentencecould you finish wat u mean to say evn just this once???hahaha..really???was it???well thanks
Elle55
11 years ago
-.- hmmm so u didn't like my jokepffft..
Elle55
11 years ago
hahahaha..awww..I made that joke myself...lol...did you really like think twas somethin' serious???hehehehe
Elle55
11 years ago
what are you talkin' about???hahahahahao.o...LMAO....hahahahaha
Elle55
11 years ago
Hey, I got somethin' to tell you. Don't get surprised and please don't avoid me after hearin' this. Lately I've been noticing some things when I'm with you like....

... my heart skips a beat,

... my cheeks burn scarlet,

... I could stay up all night and I've also been losing appetite...



.....My doctor says it's the flu...so I hope you take care too...
Elle55
11 years ago
Hahaha..it was different...like nicer different..hahahahaha
Elle55
11 years ago
Yeah really..i was kinda expectin' like omfg dafuq wth from you..hahaha..it kinda seemed different...nvm..i dnt thnk it makes sense...hahahahaha
Elle55
11 years ago
Really???sure,welcome...wow.tongue tied me..
Elle55
11 years ago
You dress up real nicefunky..hahahaha
Elle55
11 years ago
Hahahaha..i wasn't really lookin' at it the first time...lol..twas too small on mobile
Elle55
11 years ago
ahahahahaha....wth?!!now I know...
Elle55
11 years ago
unfair.
Elle55
11 years ago
hahahah..you're welcome.don't mention it.
Elle55
11 years ago
huh???which are you talking about...turtle moment...
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